Alright, so I lied a little bit. The Olympics aren’t yet ready for a sport quite this revolutionary, with its startlingly slow speeds and precise up-and-down triple-masted action. Check the pictures, I wouldn’t lie to you about a thing like this.
This is all part of the fabulously named Forklift Rodeo held over in Seattle. 27 drivers competed to be named top forklift driver in the state. If you can’t impress the ladies with a title like that, I don’t know what to tell you.
Interesting tidbit – 23 of the drivers chose to use a Norlift-provided Toyota lift for the competition. Now, I’m not saying that Norlift forklifts are basically akin to performance enhancing drugs that will make you, quite simply, win harder … but I wouldn’t object if you were to say something like that. 23 out of 27 forklift drivers can’t be wrong.